Slice O' Murder

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octobones:

drzaius | ladylinencloset | oscarwoolf:



I really, really wish this was a gag magazine cover. But it is not.

Cosmopolitan is the actual worst.

i don’t know what you guys are upset about that
“um, vagina, are you okay down there?” is probably the greatest teaser in the history of magazine covers

The only thing I hate about Cosmo (and all magazines like this in general, tbh), are the fact that they’re always advertising things that women can do for their men. How about what men can do for women? WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT HIS PLEASURE? JFC.

It’s called a sandwich.
And that’s all it really takes.

octobones:

drzaius | ladylinencloset | oscarwoolf:

I really, really wish this was a gag magazine cover. But it is not.

Cosmopolitan is the actual worst.

i don’t know what you guys are upset about that

“um, vagina, are you okay down there?” is probably the greatest teaser in the history of magazine covers

The only thing I hate about Cosmo (and all magazines like this in general, tbh), are the fact that they’re always advertising things that women can do for their men. How about what men can do for women? WHY IS IT ALWAYS ABOUT HIS PLEASURE? JFC.

It’s called a sandwich.

And that’s all it really takes.

(via chotai)

  1. vintagechildgrowsup reblogged this from alucifer and added:
    this is the worst photoshop. also, yes, worst magazine. recycling sex articles since its inception…
  2. livelifecompletely reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
    i really dont think shes old enough for this
  3. knifegoesin reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
    So my husband got this magazine sent to him in the mail (we think a friend is pranking him because he has been getting...
  4. some-will-win-some-will-lose reblogged this from isayshewashighonexcitement
  5. isayshewashighonexcitement reblogged this from lizdexia
  6. the--fighter reblogged this from key-youth-bert and added:
    it’s always about his pleasure because men don’t read women’s magazines. at least not men who are worried about pleasing...
  7. key-youth-bert reblogged this from octobones and added:
    I tweeted about this cover last night!!! And I just gotta say, if you’ve got what can be classified as a “freaky...
  8. sleeptightgrimrite reblogged this from lizdexia
  9. sliceofmurder reblogged this from chotai and added:
    It’s called a sandwich. And that’s all it really takes.
  10. yggsassil reblogged this from drzaius
  11. octobones reblogged this from drzaius and added:
    drzaius | ladylinencloset | oscarwoolf:...The only thing I hate about Cosmo (and all...
  12. queensinhighgarden said: SHE’S SEVENTEEN THOUGH
  13. drzaius reblogged this from alucifer and added:
    i don’t know what you guys are upset about that “um, vagina, are you okay down there?” is probably the greatest teaser...
  14. catelyns reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
    WHEN DID DAKOTA FANNING GET OLD ENOUGH TO BE ON THE COVER OF COSMO WHAT IS GOING ON WHERE AM I
  15. athingcalledjoe reblogged this from lizdexia and added:
    Vagina? Are You There? It’s Me, Joe.
  16. janamessily reblogged this from alucifer and added:
    “Um vagina are you okay down there?”
  17. pickuhls reblogged this from lizdexia
  18. lizdexia reblogged this from oscarwoolf and added:
    Um, Vagina, Are You Okay Down There? sounds like...lost Judy Blume novel.
  19. alucifer reblogged this from ladylinencloset
  20. ladylinencloset reblogged this from oscarwoolf and added:
    the actual worst.
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