May 2012
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The fact that I dedicated my final essay to defending Joseph Conrad says that I must really hate political correctness.
Yes.
I am one of those people.
Censorship is about as asinine as it is redundant.
You can quote me on that.
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“So, if Jews have common genetic markers, can a gene test (like the ones already...”
– A Case for Genetic Jewishness [Tablet] (via thenoobyorker)
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In which John tries to speak Armenian
Johnmaydoeshaspree says: how do you say until?
regis philbin says: minchev.
Johnmaydoeshaspree says: correct me if im wrong
regis philbin says: i can see where this is going.
Johnmaydoeshaspree says: Vos kelitiz titsi minchev karmir?
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It isn't going anywhere when
She’s on a first name basis with some other guy’s genitals.
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Fucking canker sore has been ruining my meals for about three days now.
I can’t eat anything with citrus or spice.
Er… people.
Remind me, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT FOOD THAT IS NOT SPICY OR GIVEN LEMON?!
HOW?!
Well, I could have pasta.
Okay, I’m happy.
I was in the mood for fish though :/
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I have this fear when it comes to opening people’s refrigerators.
I keep expecting human heads to be stacked inside.
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Father and I had this discussion about The World Cup.
My family tends to take this “anyone but Argentina” stance before we get to the “so long as it’s in Latin America” mindset.
If it came down to it, we’d be much happier if Brazil just always won.
We’ve got a shitty team, we know it.
Yet for some reason Mexican males always insist on wearing the team...
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I tried finding more of these videos but almost all of them are tainted with that East Coast version of spanglish.
My skin crawls.
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I have been having a really good day so far.
Currently it is going to be dishwashing, preparing lunch, a little reading, and then I will start writing my essay.
This has been a damn good day.
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They have ground troops using mini-nukes.
Christ.
Fucking asinine.
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I mean, they referenced the Hiroshima Bombing in the fucking movie.
It’s the fucking future and The Federation doesn’t have some super-sized nuke?
THEY ARE GLASSING THE FUCKING PLANET AND THEN DECIDE TO SEND IN THE MOBILE INFANTRY?!
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
IT IS A BUG PLANET, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
SCORCHED EARTH ALL UP IN THIS BITCH.
BUG PLANET MEANS BUG PLANET.
I get that the...
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I’m watching Starship Troopers and frankly I am shocked and appalled at how shitty the riles of the mobile infantry are.
Christ.
Give those boys some AA-12’s yeah?
Who the fuck does pump-action nowadays?
Motherfuckers using control bursts when they should be going full-auto.
I MEAN CHRIST.
A GENERATIONS OF PRETEENS COULD DO BETTER.
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“It’s funny how they always wanna be friends after they rip your guts out.”
– Ace, Starship Troopers
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She asked about where I’m planning on transferring.
I explained this before, but not to her, I told Dennis.
In retrospect, I should have told her.
Everything I need… is inside of that book.
The only thing I need is to apply the tools I have been given when it comes to the extraction that is analysis.
It’s about application of that technicality and adding to it all the frills...
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I never write about school.
It’s always pugs, depression, music, and the occasional rant.
I hate things, if you knew me then you’d understand that.
But that’s the thing, I like school.
It’s a job. More like an unpaid internship from hell, but I still treat it like a job.
I find that boring, I exist outside of school.
Do you know how much I love literature?
It’s...
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We needed today.
I’m about as happy as a pug with a bowl of bacon.
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The beauty about throwing yourself off a rooftop is that you’ve given yourself enough time to really reflect on your life as you speed towards a very real death.
See, a bullet just snaps you out of life. Besides, someone has to clean up your mess and that just makes you a dick.
Bloodletting just lets you quietly fade away into nothingness. Kind of a wimpy death.
An overdose is a rather...
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I used to be able to drink multiple quad-shots as if they were water.
Now a simple double is enough to give me the juice.
You know what I need?
I need to wreck shit with my boys.
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“Therefore I endure everything for the sake of the elect, that they too may...”
– 2 Timothy 2:10
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Brunch
Dennis: So you're saying that you would rather sell drugs than get a job?
Me: Not drugs, prescription drugs.
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Today I am going to put on a happy face.
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I want to just drive around Los Angeles at midnight and listen to Deftones.
That being said, I love nights when my boys are involved.
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Christ, I need me a smoke.
Go figure that the moment I take up that bad habit is exactly when everyone gets their shit together.
Missed the memo on that one now didn’t I?
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Nothing compares to the comments on any “yahoo news” article. It’s as if grammar, logic, reasoning, and civility was just unmade in the brief moment it took to hit “comment”. Christ, almost makes the “YOLO/PLUR/#TWATER” generation look commendable.
Genetics & Politics: Welcome to Berkeley finals... →
munalamis:
A sophomore a floor above me in my dorm building apparently jumped just a short while ago. The paramedics, firetruck, and cops (who are investigating whether he was pushed or if he jumped - more likely the latter) all came and they didn’t take him in the ambulance, they put the…
I don’t know why my blood boils.
But you know that feeling you get when you use a fine knife to skin things?
There’s a bit of a satisfactory rip to that peel?
Try riding that high.