The fact that I dedicated my final essay to defending Joseph Conrad says that I must really hate political correctness.
Yes.
I am one of those people.
Censorship is about as asinine as it is redundant.
You can quote me on that.
Esté de Los Angelés (Taken with instagram)
Pug Bear might not have opposable thumbs, but where there’s a hot dog, there’s a way! (via emmabutton)
So, if Jews have common genetic markers, can a gene test (like the ones already being marketed) really tell you if you’re Jewish? “[T]here is no rigorous genetic test for Jewishness, nor would the geneticists who have conducted studies in recent generations propose that one should be created,” Ostrer writes. “Moreover, such a test would not replace the religious definition of who is a Jew.” The Israeli Law of Return, for example, doesn’t have a genetic requirement.
And even if such a test existed, it would need constant updating. Because even though Jews have maintained certain common genetic traits for millennia, those traits are likely to change at a rapid pace in the coming years. Jews are intermarrying at increasing rates.
—A Case for Genetic Jewishness [Tablet] (via thenoobyorker)
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In which John tries to speak Armenian
- Johnmaydoeshaspree says: how do you say until?
- regis philbin says: minchev.
- Johnmaydoeshaspree says: correct me if im wrong
- regis philbin says: i can see where this is going.
- Johnmaydoeshaspree says: Vos kelitiz titsi minchev karmir?
In my post-white United States of América, NASCAR will be replaced with this and it will be way more exciting than men making a left turn without their blinkers for 2-4 hours.
(Source: ta-ble)
Ah! Oh! Ow! Oh, me leg’s gone gimpy. Who will provide for me little ones?
Getting lost in the Mr Burns tag again, helpppppp.
Thank you for reminding me of just how twisted my sense of humor is.
(Source: dr-robotnik)
It isn’t going anywhere when
She’s on a first name basis with some other guy’s genitals.
Fucking canker sore has been ruining my meals for about three days now.
I can’t eat anything with citrus or spice.
Er… people.
Remind me, HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT FOOD THAT IS NOT SPICY OR GIVEN LEMON?!
HOW?!
Well, I could have pasta.
Okay, I’m happy.
I was in the mood for fish though :/
I don’t know what show this is, but it very appropriately describes the common disease of procrastination.
Lady in the back shaking her head.
“That is NOT how you do the dougie.”
(Source: wigglytuffs)
